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rustycan

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: Midgar
Job: SOLDIER

Hi there! In case you didn't know, some giant company made newgrounds. No, it wasn't made by some kid , just a dumb company. Yoink!

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A day at the laundry

Posted by rustycan Sep. 8, 2010 @ 9:51 PM EDT

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them."

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